Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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