Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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