I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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