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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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