My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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