another moral hangover. fuck.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She told me I should be a condom model.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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