garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Define "chronic" masturbator.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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