i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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