I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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