I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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