How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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