I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just high enough for therapy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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