You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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