I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
do nipples grow back?
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