id be glad to
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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