Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
