I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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