No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Can I color on your dick again?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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