Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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