why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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