I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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