ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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