you traded sex for a burrito?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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