Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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