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My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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