Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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