if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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