this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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