oh god the rape fog is back!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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