in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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