Sry I called you an 8
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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