worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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