Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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