Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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