i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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