WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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