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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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• (310): View more from California

  Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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• (909): View more from California

  so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...

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• (845): View more from New York

  I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..

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