your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.