quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?