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• (253): View more from Washington

  dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

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  Challenge accepted.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace

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• (631): View more from New York

  Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.

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