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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face http://tfl.nu/3atc

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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.

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(416): She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up. http://tfl.nu/q0c1

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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(202): He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex. http://tfl.nu/r46t

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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.

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(617): Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning. http://tfl.nu/86da

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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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(786): I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction. http://tfl.nu/2rxz

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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.

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(813): Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again. http://tfl.nu/0xdw

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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work

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(+44): He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work http://tfl.nu/peex

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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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(715): Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way. http://tfl.nu/o1v6

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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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(402): Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business. http://tfl.nu/965c

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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

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(910): I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect. http://tfl.nu/cd2m

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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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(503): I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours. http://tfl.nu/1oq1

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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.

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(607): Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan. http://tfl.nu/ogj8

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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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(720): She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that. http://tfl.nu/2gzq

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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.

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(615): She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light. http://tfl.nu/1kuc

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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family

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(780): Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family http://tfl.nu/lw7x

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