I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you