very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.