But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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