evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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