I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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