brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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