I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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