And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You are the jesus of drinking
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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