can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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