I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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