We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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