They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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