Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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