You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
where does the pee come out of this thing
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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