Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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