Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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