Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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